well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I want her autograph on my taint
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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