ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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