Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
