How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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