don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Randomize
