Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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