Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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