no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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