he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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