Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I will pee on everything he values.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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