My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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