I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
i've created a new STD.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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