Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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