If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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