i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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