We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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