Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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