Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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