Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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