There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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