She said her name was "party"
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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