I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
We had to coat check the pizza.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
how does that bad decision feel?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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