it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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