Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
She bit a glass in half.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Randomize
