Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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