I CAN MOONWALK!
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Just pee around me
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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