I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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