wrigley field is MILF paradise
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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