where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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