Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize