Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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