Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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