i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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