using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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