doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I seem to have left my pride at pride
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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