Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
