how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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