need another drink. this is the easiest way
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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