I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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