dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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