You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
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