ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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