Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
