I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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