Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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