the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
They are going to name an STD after you.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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