The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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