I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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