I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
40s are totally the cure
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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