Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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