Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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