All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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