I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
