I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
