Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
