But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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