thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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